So in an effort to get healthy and trim down my luscious love handles this makes Day 10 of The 17 Day Diet I am on (no it’s not just 17 days Google it if you want to know) I feel as though someone needs to die for sharing this with me HOW DARE YOU!!! Putting Star Wars, Bacon, Peanut Butter and Chocolate all together in some form of heavenly awesomeness during my diet, this is despicable! I am thoroughly disgusted but would pay a nice bounty for anyone who can bring me Solo just probably not in monetary form. Link for the recipe is here.
A Couple Geeky Renditions of Soft Kitty
My Ode to Bacon On My Diet
Oh sweet bacon how you dance throughout my fantasies
I remember your sweet salty taste as your moist greasy skin caressed my lips
The gentle crunch you made as I softly took a bite bacon your all I think of as I lay here awake tonight
I remember that one time we candied you oh how sweet so sweet and salty delicious you where
I remember when we drizzled chocolate all over you who knew that bacon and cocoa could provide such decadence
But the simple things those where the heart of our trip the BLT’s you made so perfectly
And a burger was never complete without you and how dare you eat a baked potato without some of your crumbly bits
Oh bacon you seemed to make just every meal right
I remember how we said we would try those bacon cupcakes and the milkshake garnished with bacon to
I remember that time we had a pizza with hamburger and extra bacon and realized it was like a pizza cheeseburger what a delight
Oh sweet bacon forget me never more as I travel on this journey without You I promise I will return
I remember once I tried that turkey bacon it was so wrong I thought I could do something different but it just didn’t taste right
I remember the artificial cholesterol free bits I got it was a sad and shameful day
Oh bacon I promise to stay true if you’ll just wate for me
Yours Forever JLH
Caption This You Will?
Daryl and Darth The epicness of this is unproportionality mind blowing!