My Ode to Bacon On My Diet
Oh sweet bacon how you dance throughout my fantasies
I remember your sweet salty taste as your moist greasy skin caressed my lips
The gentle crunch you made as I softly took a bite bacon your all I think of as I lay here awake tonight
I remember that one time we candied you oh how sweet so sweet and salty delicious you where
I remember when we drizzled chocolate all over you who knew that bacon and cocoa could provide such decadence
But the simple things those where the heart of our trip the BLT’s you made so perfectly
And a burger was never complete without you and how dare you eat a baked potato without some of your crumbly bits
Oh bacon you seemed to make just every meal right
I remember how we said we would try those bacon cupcakes and the milkshake garnished with bacon to
I remember that time we had a pizza with hamburger and extra bacon and realized it was like a pizza cheeseburger what a delight
Oh sweet bacon forget me never more as I travel on this journey without You I promise I will return
I remember once I tried that turkey bacon it was so wrong I thought I could do something different but it just didn’t taste right
I remember the artificial cholesterol free bits I got it was a sad and shameful day
Oh bacon I promise to stay true if you’ll just wate for me
Yours Forever JLH